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Post by Oberst W. Klink on Jan 4, 2022 11:58:46 GMT -9
*sits at his desk with piles of paperwork*
*sigh*
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Post by Oberst W. Klink on Jan 4, 2022 12:01:24 GMT -9
Hilda: *is at her desk just staring out the window*
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Col. R. Hogan
U.S. Army Air Forces 
Senior POW Officer of Stalag 13
"Alright, I need a volunteer to go tell ol' scramblebrains Major Hochstetter ended his war."
Posts: 501 
Time zone: Normally Eastern, but right now, I'm a POW over in Germany and they're on UTC +1.
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Post by Col. R. Hogan on Jan 4, 2022 12:01:40 GMT -9
*walks up to her* "Hi, honey."
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Post by Oberst W. Klink on Jan 4, 2022 12:04:01 GMT -9
Hilda: Colonel Hogan
*smiles and comes up to him*
I thought I might die from boredom
*leans in for a kiss*
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Col. R. Hogan
U.S. Army Air Forces
Senior POW Officer of Stalag 13
"Alright, I need a volunteer to go tell ol' scramblebrains Major Hochstetter ended his war."
Posts: 501
Time zone: Normally Eastern, but right now, I'm a POW over in Germany and they're on UTC +1.
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Post by Col. R. Hogan on Jan 4, 2022 12:06:13 GMT -9
"You did, huh? Well, we can’t have that."
*kisses her*
"Klink in his office?"
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Post by Oberst W. Klink on Jan 4, 2022 12:07:47 GMT -9
Hilda: *pouts bc he doesn't seem to be very interested*
Yes, but he is in a foul mood. I wouldn't go in if I were you
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Col. R. Hogan
U.S. Army Air Forces
Senior POW Officer of Stalag 13
"Alright, I need a volunteer to go tell ol' scramblebrains Major Hochstetter ended his war."
Posts: 501
Time zone: Normally Eastern, but right now, I'm a POW over in Germany and they're on UTC +1.
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Post by Col. R. Hogan on Jan 4, 2022 12:10:34 GMT -9
"Believe me, I don’t want to. The Bald Eagle is annoying enough on a good day...but duty waits for no man."
*kisses her again*
"Maybe we can fight the war in a different way out here later on."
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Post by Oberst W. Klink on Jan 4, 2022 12:12:28 GMT -9
*throws the office door open angrily*
Fräulein Hilda! What is all that noooise?!
*sees Hogan*
*Slams the door shut and locks it*
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Post by Oberst W. Klink on Jan 4, 2022 12:12:42 GMT -9
Hilda: I told you...
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Col. R. Hogan
U.S. Army Air Forces
Senior POW Officer of Stalag 13
"Alright, I need a volunteer to go tell ol' scramblebrains Major Hochstetter ended his war."
Posts: 501
Time zone: Normally Eastern, but right now, I'm a POW over in Germany and they're on UTC +1.
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Post by Col. R. Hogan on Jan 4, 2022 12:15:05 GMT -9
*raises eyebrows*
"Wow, you weren't kidding. What's got his feathers all ruffled today?"
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Post by Oberst W. Klink on Jan 4, 2022 12:17:42 GMT -9
Hilda: I don't know, first and only thing he said to me this morning was to make the coffee extra strong and be quick about it... Maybe it's best to come back tomorrow?
*whispers now as to not disturb the Kommandant again*
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Col. R. Hogan
U.S. Army Air Forces
Senior POW Officer of Stalag 13
"Alright, I need a volunteer to go tell ol' scramblebrains Major Hochstetter ended his war."
Posts: 501
Time zone: Normally Eastern, but right now, I'm a POW over in Germany and they're on UTC +1.
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Post by Col. R. Hogan on Jan 4, 2022 12:24:29 GMT -9
*slow smile*
"And miss out on a golden opportunity to make Klink blow his top? Nah. That wouldn't be any fun."
*gives her a few kisses on the neck, ending with one on the lips*
"See you later, honey. And don't worry...you’re always welcome to come hide in my barracks if you get scared."
*winks*
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Post by Oberst W. Klink on Jan 4, 2022 12:26:03 GMT -9
Hilda: *Giggles and takes cover behind her desk*
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Col. R. Hogan
U.S. Army Air Forces
Senior POW Officer of Stalag 13
"Alright, I need a volunteer to go tell ol' scramblebrains Major Hochstetter ended his war."
Posts: 501
Time zone: Normally Eastern, but right now, I'm a POW over in Germany and they're on UTC +1.
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Post by Col. R. Hogan on Jan 4, 2022 12:29:34 GMT -9
*waves and strolls up to the door. He tries the knob, but it's locked. Knocks on the door.*
"Kommandant? It's me, Colonel Hogan. You still in there, or did Frau Linkmeyer appear out of nowhere and drag you off to the altar?"
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Post by Oberst W. Klink on Jan 4, 2022 12:31:58 GMT -9
*calls from inside*
DON'T MENTION THAT NAME!
*and mutters to himself*
at this rate she might just turn up once her name was spoken 3 times
*knocks on wood*
GO AWAY I'M BUSY
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Col. R. Hogan
U.S. Army Air Forces
Senior POW Officer of Stalag 13
"Alright, I need a volunteer to go tell ol' scramblebrains Major Hochstetter ended his war."
Posts: 501
Time zone: Normally Eastern, but right now, I'm a POW over in Germany and they're on UTC +1.
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Post by Col. R. Hogan on Jan 4, 2022 12:36:44 GMT -9
"Which name? Frau Linkmeyer?"
*smiles to himself*
"What’s wrong with Frau Linkmeyer, sir? Don't you like her? You should...I heard she's gonna be your wife someday."
*chuckles*
"Besides, I have a complaint to make."
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Post by Oberst W. Klink on Jan 4, 2022 12:38:38 GMT -9
*rips the door open and pokes hogans chest with the riding crop*
I told you not to mention that naaammmmeee
*through gritted teeth*
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Col. R. Hogan
U.S. Army Air Forces
Senior POW Officer of Stalag 13
"Alright, I need a volunteer to go tell ol' scramblebrains Major Hochstetter ended his war."
Posts: 501
Time zone: Normally Eastern, but right now, I'm a POW over in Germany and they're on UTC +1.
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Post by Col. R. Hogan on Jan 4, 2022 12:45:20 GMT -9
*innocent expression*
"I would, sir, but I still don’t know if you're talking about Frau Linkmeyer or not. For all I know, you might be talking about your own. I hope not, though...that's gonna make it awfully hard to communicate with you."
*offers a lazy salute and brushes past Klink to take a seat in the guest chair*
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Post by Oberst W. Klink on Jan 4, 2022 12:52:05 GMT -9
HOOOGAAAN
*slams the door shut behind him*
today is not the day for your games!
*pours himself some cognac and downs it right away*
*mutters* If i wasn't a gentleman I'd drag you out of here by your ears...
*pours and downs another*
*then falls into his chair in resignation*
*rubs the bridge of his nose *
What do you want and what is the fastest way to get you out of here?
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Col. R. Hogan
U.S. Army Air Forces
Senior POW Officer of Stalag 13
"Alright, I need a volunteer to go tell ol' scramblebrains Major Hochstetter ended his war."
Posts: 501
Time zone: Normally Eastern, but right now, I'm a POW over in Germany and they're on UTC +1.
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Post by Col. R. Hogan on Jan 4, 2022 12:58:55 GMT -9
*tosses his crush cap over Klink’s helmet, then leans back in the chair and crosses his legs*
"What do I want? Not much, Kommandant. A day pass to town, a few dates with some pretty Fräuleins, etcetera. Same thing for my men. They need a change of scenery, you know. Being a cowed POW gets boring after a while."
*cocks his head to the side*
"What’s eating you?"
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