I Need to Apologize (Explicit)

[Col. R. Hogan]

“Zat is for me to know and you to find out, Hogan.”
*opens the door*
*shoves the annoying American officer toward his driver*
*laughs cruelly as Hogan is forcibly made to go get in the staff car*
*closes the door*
*doesn’t care if Schultz is still there; it’s not like Schultz is going to do anything*
*turns to the prisoners in the barracks*
“I know Hogan is Papa Bear. I have known it for a while now. And I intend to get ze truth out of him, one way or ze other. If Hogan confesses, I vill grant him a quick death. If not…let us say you would be surprised at how much pain ze human body can handle. I certainly hope he resists me. Of course, should ze Underground should attempt to rescue him, I vill still have my proof. No matter what he does, he’s a dead man walking now.”
*eagerly rubs his hands together*
*looks overjoyed about the prospect of torturing Hogan*
*slams one fist into the opposite palm*
“Finally, I have Hogan right where I want him!”
*lets out an evil cackle he wrenches open the door and steps outside.*
“I will return his dog tags once he is no longer breathing.”

[Oberst W. Klink]

*the staff car rolls back into camp around half past six this evening*
*Since his dinner is usually served around six he expects to find Hogan await him with the food*
*Has Langenscheidt stop infront if the Kommandantur and hops out to let Langenscheidt take the car back to the motor pool*
*Nimbly climbs the stairs and opens the door*
*Is surprised to find the living room empty and the table set for only one person*
*Goes outside again*
Schuuuuultz?!
*Calls out as is his habit*

[Oberst W. Klink]

Schultz:

*Wanted to have dinner at the guard's mess but was almost too nervous to eat*
*anxiously waited for the Kommandants return by he window while absently eating the stew*
*when the staff car drives theough the gate he immediately leaves the rest and makes his way outside*
*Hears the Kommandant call for him*
Herrje... Did the big shot already notice something is wrong?
*Murmurs to himself as he hurries over*
*As Klink sees him coming Klink asks him to go get Hogan from the barracks to resume his punishment*
Herr Kommandant...
*Wrings his hands and has an aginized look on his face*
Herr Kommandant, Major Hochstetter was here again!
Oh je!
Herr Kommandant! Es is furchtbar!

[Oberst W. Klink]

*All blood leaves his face when Schultz says Hochstetter was here*
*Doesn't even let Schultz finish bevore he almost runs over to barracks 2 to find Hogan*
*Throws the door open and storms inside where Hogan's men sit at the table with gloomy and worried faces*
*Kinch gets up to salute him as he enters but he doesn't spare the Sergeant a second glance*
Hogan?!
*His voice sounds slightly panicked*
*Turns for the office*
*Opens the door but the room is dark and empty*
*His heart sinks and a terrible cold feeling washes over him*
*Turns toward the main room again to look at everyone*
*Schultzs has reached the barracks as well now and just closes the door behind him*
What happened?!
*His voice sounds breathless from fear*
Where is he?

[Oberst W. Klink]

Schultz:

Herr Kommandant! I was just going to tell you!
Es ist furchtbar!
Major Hochstetter!
He came into camp with no warning and he didn't want to wait for you!

[Oberst W. Klink]

SCHUUULTZ!
SHUT UP AND GET TO THE POINT!
*Stares at Schultz with rage in his eyes*
*That fat oaf can't even efficiently tell him what happened*
*Schultz pulls his head between his shoulders and looks at him a bit scared unsure how he is going to get to the point when he also is supposed to shut up*

[Oberst W. Klink]

Kinch:

Permission to speak, sir?
*As Klink looks at him expectantly he takes it as a yes*
Major Hochstetter arrested Colonel Hogan because he believes the Colonel is Papa Bear.
The situation is out of our control at this moment.
*Swallows hard, he has no idea how they can get the colonel back*
*Also whether they should pack up and leave as long as they still can*
*But if they escaped that would definitely be coinzed as proof by the major*
He said he would make him confess and then shoot him as a saboteur.
Even if he can't make the Colonel confess he is going to shoot him from what he said.
*Feels sick at speaking thise words*
He didn't tell us where he was taking him but we have no reason to suspect anywhere else than the Gestapo headquarters.

[Oberst W. Klink]

*throws his hands over his mouth and more falls than sits on one of the benches*
Oh Gott...
*Doesn't care that his entire behaviour is not quite appropriate for a Kommandant and a Prisoner*
*His heart clenches in his chest at the thought of Hogan being in mortal danger*
*What is it with Hochstetter that he always tries to kill them?*
*How can he make him stop?!*
*Feels powerless*

[Oberst W. Klink]

Kinch:

And sir...
The colonel said...
*Isn't entirely sure if they understood the colonel right*
He said you shouldn't interfere
*He also doesn't know why the colonel would have said that*

[Col. R. Hogan]

– At Gestapo Headquarters –

*has been forced to stand on his cast so he could be chained to the wall*

*didn’t bother struggling – he couldn’t fight the major with handcuffs on anyhow*

*wanted to conserve his energy to escape when the time was right*

*not to mention he needs his crutches*

*knows something is terribly wrong by the way he’s being treated all of a sudden*

*it’s usually the SS that does things like this*

*men who work for the Gestapo usually just make him sit in a chair while they ask him a bunch of questions, but always let him go if they don’t get anything useful*

*prays one of the officers who saw him be dragged in 4 hours ago is secretly an Underground agent and alerts Klink to where he is*

*doesn’t know if his team will tell Klink he’s missing or not…if they can figure out where he is*

*Hochstetter has been known to try different locations on occasion, including Gestapo Headquarters in other cities*

*also doesn’t know if Klink will rescue him even if they do*

*stomach clenches*

*What if Klink decides to leave him with the major for a while as payback for what he did? Or just doesn’t have the courage to face Hochstetter?*

*Klink isn’t exactly a brave man anymore*

*figures something in the first war must have really traumatized Klink*

*part of him hopes he won’t be rescued because then he’ll have to worry about the safety of other people*

*that’s when things go to hell*

*He can handle things when it’s just him he has to worry about*

*internal warning bells are clanging like crazy*

*decides to act like he normally would and see what happens*

*sighs* “I’ve been here for 4 hours now and you haven’t said much, Major. It’s kinda creepy. If you wanna interrogate me, I have the right to have an adjacent present.”

[Col. R. Hogan]

*smirks*
“Hogan, Hogan. Zis vill not be an interrogation. Not in ze sense you are thinking of, anyhow.”
*motions to a stone slab with four iron cuffs built into it and a tray of nasty looking tools nearby*
“Ve both know you are Papa Bear. Therefore, you are an enemy of ze Third Reich. However, I don’t follow ze Geneva Conventions, so I can do whatever I want to you. And if ze Underground should attempt to rescue you, I vill finally have my proof. I said as much to your men before ve left ze camp.”
*whistles an upbeat melody as he picks up various items to examine them*
“I intend to have some fun with you, Hogan. I won’t cut out your tongue – it would ruin your ability to scream. But everything and anything else is subject to my whims.”
*clicks his gloved fingers at his two goons*
“Remove all of Hogan’s clothing and turn him around. My whip would like to meet his skin.”
*nods as they reply, “Jawohl, Herr Major” in unison*
*has so many plans for his nemesis and none of them are pleasant*

[Col. R. Hogan]

*ignores the claim about him being Papa Bear*

*has literally been accused of that every time he and Hochstetter have tangled before*

*is too busy being concerned about the fact the Underground can’t get him out of here without giving the major his proof*

*the same goes for his men because he knows they’ll liable to try to try it anyhow*

*had specifically ordered them not to ever rescue him if something like this ever happened, but knows they have no problem disregarding that order*

*mostly because they’ve all done it before*

*Newkirk in particular is good at defying the rules*

*their loyalty to him would be endearing if the risks weren’t so high every time*

*shakes his head*

“You’ve lost your damned mind! Do you really think Klink is just gonna leave me here with you? Or Burkhalter, for that matter? They’re both the real McCoy and you know it!”

*ignores the small voice that says yes*

*this isn’t the time for self-doubt*

*at least his body confidence eliminates the awkwardness most people would have about being stripped naked in front of an enemy*

*would make a joke about Hochstetter wanting an excuse to see his dick except he doesn’t want to draw attention to it*

*has no idea if Hochstetter is one of the crazies that enjoy gelding people and doesn’t want to find out*

“I’m a prisoner of war, you know…and the Luftwaffe’s prisoner at that! You’ve gotta let me go back to Stalag 13 eventually.”

[Col. R. Hogan]

*walks over to Hogan*

*grabs his chin*

“Perhaps you do not understand just how dire your situation is, Hogan. Allow me to clarify something for you.”

*smiles evilly*

“Ze only way you vill be leaving zis building is in a body bag. Once I am through having my fun, I am going to kill you. Very slowly and very painfully.”

*sneers*

“Ja, I am well aware both of zem are genuine. But Burkhalter vill be glad to see you gone; you give him a constant headache. As for Klink,” *voice drips with scorn* “zat dummkopf barely has ze nerve to get up in ze morning! He won’t be rescuing you either. And just to be sure…”

*lets go of Hogan’s chin*

*rips Hogan’s dog tags from his neck*

“I vill personally deliver these to Stalag 13 before I do anything else. Along with the news of your death, of course. Once I return, ve shall see if Americans bleed as well as zey talk.”

*signals to his goons*

“Work Hogan over while I am gone, but don’t kill him. Zat pleasure belongs to me and me alone.”

*cackles*

*picks up Hogan’s jacket and crush cap before he exits the room*

*He is going to enjoy seeing Klink’s reaction to this*

[Col. R. Hogan]

*gets more depressed with every word because he knows Hochstetter is probably right about Klink and Burkhalter*
*As much as he loves his kommandant, Klink is definitely not gonna be winning another Iron Cross any time soon*
*has no doubt in his mind that Hochstetter means every word he says*
*feels his breath catch in his throat when the major announces his plan*
*if Klink and everyone else think he’s dead, there really will be no hope of a rescue*
*maybe it’s better that way*
*struggles to no avail when Hochstetter yanks his dog tags off*
*yells after him*
“You won’t get away with this, Hochstetter! Colonel Klink is ten times the man you are! He’ll come for me, you’ll see!”
*wishes he actually believed the part about Klink coming for him*
*prays his men will make sure Klink, Schultz and Langenscheidt aren’t charged with any war crimes once all is said and done*
*also prays that his men actually give Klink the foodstuffs that were ordered from London instead of keeping them just to be petty*
*hopes they make it sound like it was their idea too*
*finds it strange how he can focus on mundane things while the two goons in the room are pummeling his flesh*
*his grunts of pain sound far away to his ears*
*What he wouldn’t give to kiss Klink one more time*
*To tell Klink how much he’s loved*
*if by some miracle he survives this, he’s gonna talk to Klink about staying in his quarters full time*
*if he has to tell his team the truth about their relationship for that to happen, it’s a decision he and Klink will make together*
*knows for a fact everyone on his team has done something with another man, even Kinch*
*has seen and heard parts of various trysts happening but never commented on it*
*also knows how Newkirk, Carter and LeBeau are involved in a threesome because he’s heard them discussing their relationship*
*they have zero room to judge him*
*thinking about those things makes his heart ache*